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Jerks

Rush Limbaugh, all dressed in black like Johnny Cash, his lower face bulging like Marlon Brando’s in the Godfather, his shiny hair plastered back like some fat blood-sucking vampire’s, his eyes two sly and sinister slits, wants you to be happy. Truly he does. Because he knows he’s very close to becoming God, and Gods [...]

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Okay, according to ESPN, Manny Ramirez signed with the Dodgers for two years at $45 million dollars, but don’t freak out, that’s not per year, that’s for the whole long two years.
And this was after months of negotiations. I guess it took awhile for Scott Boras, his agent, to get the Dodgers up to 45. [...]

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