It’s sort of a trick question. First of all, a colostomy is an operation that routes your colon to a hole in your side so that you can…well you know. There’s a bag and all that.
Anyway, according to this really interesting New York Times article, people are happier when they know the worst has already [...]
That’s how I’d put it.
Okay, I’m editing this post because I referred to the writer as a she and he didn’t like it. Also, I included something in here about dentists, but I’m giving that a post of its own.
It’s in color, it’s worldwide, and it’s grim. Work your way through these pictures. It’s your duty as an informed human. Be happy if you have a house and a job and an Internet connection.
In Las Vegas, you can actually take a free weekly bus tour of foreclosed homes. That must be fun.
Bummer. Business at the landfills is way down now that we don’t have as much stuff to throw away.
This really serious looking fellow named Jack Cafferty at CNN.com asked his readers if they were worried about a full-blown depression. Here’s a quote.
There’s a 20 percent chance the U.S. will sink into a full-blown depression according to a professor of economics at Harvard University who has studied the economic cycles of the last 139 [...]
Okay, according to ESPN, Manny Ramirez signed with the Dodgers for two years at $45 million dollars, but don’t freak out, that’s not per year, that’s for the whole long two years.
And this was after months of negotiations. I guess it took awhile for Scott Boras, his agent, to get the Dodgers up to 45. [...]
Gee, job fairs are packed to the gills.