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Depression 2.0

It’s sort of a trick question. First of all, a colostomy is an operation that routes your colon to a hole in your side so that you can…well you know. There’s a bag and all that.
Anyway, according to this really interesting New York Times article, people are happier when they know the worst has already [...]

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That’s how I’d put it.
Okay, I’m editing this post because I referred to the writer as a she and he didn’t like it. Also, I included something in here about dentists, but I’m giving that a post of its own.

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It’s in color, it’s worldwide, and it’s grim. Work your way through these pictures. It’s your duty as an informed human. Be happy if you have a house and a job and an Internet connection.
In Las Vegas, you can actually take a free weekly bus tour of foreclosed homes. That must be fun.

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Bummer. Business at the landfills is way down now that we don’t have as much stuff to throw away.

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This really serious looking fellow named Jack Cafferty at CNN.com asked his readers if they were worried about a full-blown depression. Here’s a quote.
There’s a 20 percent chance the U.S. will sink into a full-blown depression according to a professor of economics at Harvard University who has studied the economic cycles of the last 139 [...]

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Okay, according to ESPN, Manny Ramirez signed with the Dodgers for two years at $45 million dollars, but don’t freak out, that’s not per year, that’s for the whole long two years.
And this was after months of negotiations. I guess it took awhile for Scott Boras, his agent, to get the Dodgers up to 45. [...]

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No Job Fairs for Me

by Jack Mc

Gee, job fairs are packed to the gills.

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